You guys ROCK.
I re-read all the comments this morning, and laughed at almost every single one. The Brain wanted to know what I was laughing at, and I told him I have the best imaginary friends on the planet!
And Vern? I swear to you that will ALWAYS be the last verse in my mind. It now lives in infamy on my bulletin board.
One of my Good Friends - who sometimes reads my blog - tracked me down yesterday and we went to See's Chocolates. What isn't better after you've been to See's, right?
And since I've had my pity day, it's time for me to now forget about it and move on. Because that's what we do.
Thanks for all the comments and all the emails. Oh, I feel loved.