Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Can't Stop to Chat...

It's the busiest 2 weeks of the year for substitute teachers in my district. Need I say more?

But because I care? These are for you!








28 comments:

Stacey said...

Wow,I'm first!

Thanks for the giggles. I love the frisbee one!

Good luck!

Melissa said...

Hee hee... very funny!
BUT! As a Harry Potter fan, I must point out that Sirius Black was killed by Bellatrix Lestrange before he fell through the curtain... I'm just sayin ;)

No Cool Story said...

HAHAHA!
YEah, the frisbee won for me :)

Have a great day!

Jill said...

Love the frisbee.
It reminds me of this joke.

What's the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits your car windsheild?

Its butt.

Also, I've always said it's a beautiful thing when your kids are old enough to be embarrassed by you.
And I use that to my advantage.

lusciouschaos said...

I took my 11 year old to the bus stop today. We were the first to arrive and she wanted to a little company so she asked me to stay and chat. Five minutes later we see another girl walk up and she says, "I think you better go now."

Jenn said...

I am new to reading your blog but I am so glad I found it. I was rolling on the floor with laughter. Well not really rolling on the floor because then I would not have been able to keep reading but hey you get the point. Love it so keep it coming

Yvonne said...

Have fun with all your teaching.

Love those--especially the frisbee. I can totally identify ; )

Hope4Hannah said...

hahahaha i love you!

Kimberly said...

Hee hee! Thanks for the giggles! Don't work tooooo hard!

kristen said...

The last 2 weeks are busy for SPED teachers too. I'm swamped with paperwork! But of course I have to meander over to some blogs.

I love the 2nd one.

Make sure you're getting plenty of DC, and all will be well.

Two Princess Girls said...

Hilarious! Thank you for the laugh!

Janell said...

I love the Frisbee one! Very clever.

Nitpick: Melissa, if my memory serves me correctly, its not actually stated what curse Bellatrix through at Sirius. It could have been the killing curse, an entail-expelling curse or something else. I like the humor of the draperies ^-^

Anonymous said...

The frisbee one was fu-ny
(What does schizophrenic mean?)

Lucy said...

Why does the second message really ring a bell to me? Why is there two of me writing this? Why....never mind.

Elizabeth-W said...

Frisbee's my fave, too!

Lauren said...

Poor Sirius Black...

Nancy Face said...

The first one is mine for sure! ;)

Amy Peterson said...

Funny!! HEHE -Don't forget the tape and the diet coke! It may be the only thing that gets you through the next two weeks!

Tori :) said...

Cool!! I'm all about embarrassing my kids!

Rhonda said...

Trying quite hard to not pee my pants as this is funny.

Im with ya!

Also... I think I am most certainly in a bit of denial concerning my Diet Coke "addiction!" I firmly believe that Diet Coke is not addictive. It is not harming me at all and I will prove it when my 12 step recovery sessions are over. Now, excuse me as I am off to Target to pick up my on sale for .99 a 2 lt. bottles of Coke.


Love your blog.

Jan said...

Love it. Hilarious and oh so true.

Jenny said...

Funny jokes. Good luck making it through the week. :)

"Vern" said...

I seriously want to know where you get this stuff?!

TheSpeedingApple said...

Nice jokes!

Tonya said...

Hehe..those are funny.

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

loved this. thanks for making me giggle.

remember to breathe and enjoy the moments, kathleen

ELASTICWAISTBANDLADY said...

I'm so glad to know that you care even if the question mark at the end of your "Because I care?" phrase was a little disconcerting.

Lippy said...

Love 'em. LOVE 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only listen to the voices in my head. And they say "good job"