Ha! The zombie one reminds me of how I make my hubs sleep closest to the door - so then "it" will get him first. I know, my bravery and selflessness are astounding. What can I say, he has more life insurance...
Ha! I narrate my life all the time. It makes me sound more interesting. Washing the dishes becomes. "Now Bee shall rid the earth of all dirty molecules trying to take over THE WORLD!"
Sometimes, my hubs hears me and responds,
"Then she shall scrub the toilet while making my dinner!"
Those cracked me up! I totally do the whole narration thing in my head. But, sometimes I get a little carried away and start making stuff up... and then people die... and then I cry.
And for sure when the Zombies come to get us, its every girl for themselves. I just might trip someone so I can make a clean getaway.
{{thinking in my head with the British accent-- That dah-ling girl barely escaped with her life by sacrificing someone else...}}
20 comments:
Hello!
I finally decided to leave a comment. :)
I loved the first 2 of these. Especially the refrigerator and the british accent. Made my day, thanks!
The zombie one has me ROFL!!
i keep thinking it's tuesday. and i love the zombie one best. and my ww posts always seem to have words. i break the rules all the time.
Ok, the Haiku had me rolling!!
I love the zombie one, but I'm more about VAMPIRES! I'm pretty sure it is Wednesday, but I always have to ask! So don't take my word for it!
Love the Zombie one! (Along with everyone else!) And my dad totally concurs with the ice cream one (milk in its natural form).
You know, once the zombies come the whole thing becomes every one for him/herself.
Just sayin'
That's part of the reason I get on the elliptical--I figure if I ever have to run away from anything I just have to be faster than ONE PERSON!!!
Those were all great ; ) Thanks for a good laugh.
Ha! The zombie one reminds me of how I make my hubs sleep closest to the door - so then "it" will get him first. I know, my bravery and selflessness are astounding. What can I say, he has more life insurance...
Did you get those off facebook?
Anyway, I LOVE:
"refrigerator"
and
"british accent"...I totally do that, is that weird?
The second one is my favourite - too funny!
I like the zombie one. I think that should go on a Hallmark card.
Ha!
I narrate my life all the time. It makes me sound more interesting.
Washing the dishes becomes.
"Now Bee shall rid the earth of all dirty molecules trying to take over THE WORLD!"
Sometimes, my hubs hears me and responds,
"Then she shall scrub the toilet while making my dinner!"
Pfft! jerk! ;o)
Talking to yourself is just thinking out loud. Glad to hear your brain is so continental. Ahv Cahse ya cud shaake tings up a bit ahnd go Jamaican.
Those cracked me up! I totally do the whole narration thing in my head. But, sometimes I get a little carried away and start making stuff up... and then people die... and then I cry.
And for sure when the Zombies come to get us, its every girl for themselves. I just might trip someone so I can make a clean getaway.
{{thinking in my head with the British accent-- That dah-ling girl barely escaped with her life by sacrificing someone else...}}
Thanks for the laugh,I loved them all! :D
I won't just trip my BF if zombies are after me..I'll trip old ladies too. Yeah,that's right.
I like the ice cream one.
It works with cheesecake also.
If the zombies chase us, I won't trip you, but I might just give them your ice cream.
Hahaha, I loved it! :D
hi randi,
thanks, these were a hoot.
refrigerator. hahaha.
kathleen :)
Post a Comment