I don't know if you'll find this as amusing as we did, but in light of my post yesterday, and Mimi's comment on that post - which was true AND hilarious- I thought you might enjoy knowing that while making breakfast this morning at 5:45 I burned the toast.
The smoke alarms started before the bread was even warm, I'm telling you!
No one even batted an eye.
(That's either really scary, or really funny. I have no idea what to do about it. I guess I could take out the kitchen smoke alarm... )