All about me. (Because my teenagers don't like me to write all about them!)
OMgsh! So hilarious! Funny stuff. Love your blog!
Um... the poop in the brownies story. yeah. that's just sick and wrong.good luck
what about hearing the toilet flush and then hearing a 2 yr old say uh oh
Getting up at 5am to workout?
Watching a semi-potty trained three year old go in the bathroom and hearing "water" hit the floor - before the sink comes on.
When you are cleaning out cupboards and find a gift certificate that JUST EXPIRED!!!!!
... which is why I never do.
Walking into the middle of a wall-- seriously it wasn't there two seconds ago!
Yeah. I've lived in this house nearly three years and the first time I cleaned behind the fridge was last week. I just couldn't ignore it anymore. And I think I like sticking toothpicks in my eyes more.
You forgot Sticking a Fork up your Rump and Poking your Liver!
Yum! Vegetable oil & crickets go together so well!
People clean behind their refrigerators? A CONGRESSMAN IS INDICTING JACK BAUER???!!!!! (jk, I'm keeping up this season)
How about a day care mom who asks you to collect poop all day from her sick baby's diapers and scrape it into a little specimen cup and keep it in your refrigerator until they come to pick the child up. And I did it. And I wrapped it in about 50 ziploc bags and cleaned and disinfected the entire fridge and wondered why I let people talk me into these things. So I'll come clean under your fridge any day rather than collect and store baby poop.
Sue, you are one tough chick! I would have bagged the diapers and let the mom do it. (Gag!)
I was going to leave MY 'what about' comment... but NO ONE can touch the ziplocked poop in the fridge story. (And who'd want to?):~D
Yeah, I just don't go there. Probably should. We've lived here for 5 years - I'm sure it's pretty. I have new respect for Sue.
This time it's definitely not justRandi. It's me too.
Cleaning up a 3 year old's poop off the floor and the toilet seat??
You know, me not even HAVING a curfew would TOTALLY solve number 6. Just something for you to think about....
Oh, that mimi is VERY CLEVER ; )
Taking the cell phone away form a teenager."how many crickets can you eat?" I beat you Randi!
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