Thursday, April 2, 2009

Things I Hate More Than Cleaning Behind the Refrigerator

  1. sticking toothpicks in my eyeballs
  2. playing "chicken" with fire ants
  3. drinking vegetable oil
  4. that classic game "how many crickets can you eat?"
  5. The congressmen indicting Jack Bauer
  6. discussing curfews with a 14 year old


Did I miss anything?

22 comments:

Momof5 said...

OMgsh! So hilarious! Funny stuff. Love your blog!

Tay said...

Um... the poop in the brownies story. yeah. that's just sick and wrong.

good luck

Dave said...

what about hearing the toilet flush and then hearing a 2 yr old say uh oh

Barbaloot said...

Getting up at 5am to workout?

mormonhermitmom said...

Watching a semi-potty trained three year old go in the bathroom and hearing "water" hit the floor - before the sink comes on.

Lauren said...

Umm....amazing. best.post.ever

Yvonne said...

When you are cleaning out cupboards and find a gift certificate that JUST EXPIRED!!!!!

That Girl in Brazil said...

... which is why I never do.

Amy Peterson said...

Walking into the middle of a wall-- seriously it wasn't there two seconds ago!

Lara said...

Yeah. I've lived in this house nearly three years and the first time I cleaned behind the fridge was last week. I just couldn't ignore it anymore. And I think I like sticking toothpicks in my eyes more.

Missy said...

You forgot Sticking a Fork up your Rump and Poking your Liver!

Brenda Susan said...

Yum! Vegetable oil & crickets go together so well!

Heidi Ashworth said...

People clean behind their refrigerators? A CONGRESSMAN IS INDICTING JACK BAUER???!!!!! (jk, I'm keeping up this season)

Sue said...

How about a day care mom who asks you to collect poop all day from her sick baby's diapers and scrape it into a little specimen cup and keep it in your refrigerator until they come to pick the child up. And I did it. And I wrapped it in about 50 ziploc bags and cleaned and disinfected the entire fridge and wondered why I let people talk me into these things. So I'll come clean under your fridge any day rather than collect and store baby poop.

mormonhermitmom said...

Sue, you are one tough chick! I would have bagged the diapers and let the mom do it. (Gag!)

Loralee and the gang... said...

I was going to leave MY 'what about' comment... but NO ONE can touch the ziplocked poop in the fridge story. (And who'd want to?)
:~D

The Pollocks! said...

Yeah, I just don't go there. Probably should. We've lived here for 5 years - I'm sure it's pretty. I have new respect for Sue.

LisAway said...

This time it's definitely not justRandi. It's me too.

Lee said...

Cleaning up a 3 year old's poop off the floor and the toilet seat??

Mimi said...

You know, me not even HAVING a curfew would TOTALLY solve number 6. Just something for you to think about....

Yvonne said...

Oh, that mimi is VERY CLEVER ; )

No Cool Story said...

Taking the cell phone away form a teenager.

"how many crickets can you eat?"
I beat you Randi!