Yeah. I've lived in this house nearly three years and the first time I cleaned behind the fridge was last week. I just couldn't ignore it anymore. And I think I like sticking toothpicks in my eyes more.
How about a day care mom who asks you to collect poop all day from her sick baby's diapers and scrape it into a little specimen cup and keep it in your refrigerator until they come to pick the child up. And I did it. And I wrapped it in about 50 ziploc bags and cleaned and disinfected the entire fridge and wondered why I let people talk me into these things. So I'll come clean under your fridge any day rather than collect and store baby poop.
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OMgsh! So hilarious! Funny stuff. Love your blog!
Um... the poop in the brownies story. yeah. that's just sick and wrong.
good luck
what about hearing the toilet flush and then hearing a 2 yr old say uh oh
Getting up at 5am to workout?
Watching a semi-potty trained three year old go in the bathroom and hearing "water" hit the floor - before the sink comes on.
Umm....amazing. best.post.ever
When you are cleaning out cupboards and find a gift certificate that JUST EXPIRED!!!!!
... which is why I never do.
Walking into the middle of a wall-- seriously it wasn't there two seconds ago!
Yeah. I've lived in this house nearly three years and the first time I cleaned behind the fridge was last week. I just couldn't ignore it anymore. And I think I like sticking toothpicks in my eyes more.
You forgot Sticking a Fork up your Rump and Poking your Liver!
Yum! Vegetable oil & crickets go together so well!
People clean behind their refrigerators? A CONGRESSMAN IS INDICTING JACK BAUER???!!!!! (jk, I'm keeping up this season)
How about a day care mom who asks you to collect poop all day from her sick baby's diapers and scrape it into a little specimen cup and keep it in your refrigerator until they come to pick the child up. And I did it. And I wrapped it in about 50 ziploc bags and cleaned and disinfected the entire fridge and wondered why I let people talk me into these things. So I'll come clean under your fridge any day rather than collect and store baby poop.
Sue, you are one tough chick! I would have bagged the diapers and let the mom do it. (Gag!)
I was going to leave MY 'what about' comment... but NO ONE can touch the ziplocked poop in the fridge story. (And who'd want to?)
:~D
Yeah, I just don't go there. Probably should. We've lived here for 5 years - I'm sure it's pretty. I have new respect for Sue.
This time it's definitely not justRandi. It's me too.
Cleaning up a 3 year old's poop off the floor and the toilet seat??
You know, me not even HAVING a curfew would TOTALLY solve number 6. Just something for you to think about....
Oh, that mimi is VERY CLEVER ; )
Taking the cell phone away form a teenager.
"how many crickets can you eat?"
I beat you Randi!
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