Here are a few post titles I have lined up. You know, for someday. Just in case I need a good post title.
Sadly - - Or happily --none of them are announcements.
How I Lost 20 Lbs Using Popcorn, Chocolate, and Toothpaste
Not Only Do I Live in a Freak Show, I'm the Head Freak.
The Buck Doesn't Even Slow Down Here
Nothing is Impossible For Those Who Don't Have to Do It
The Day My Daughter Got Her Scholarship to BYU. Or Was That BUY?
Which One is the Non Smoking Lifeboat?
Further Evidence that Global Warming is Ruining My Pedicure. If I Had a Pedicure, I Mean.
My Little Known Affinity For Glenn Beck Has Turned Into A Full-On Obsession
Give Me Ambiguity, Or Give Me Something Else
Humor is the New Black. (Does it make me look fat?)
Just a little something to look forward to. Maybe.
28 comments:
Those will be AWESOME! And I would probably rather drown than be on a lifeboat with a bunch of smokers.
You're so funny, even a list of blog titles is a hoot!
"Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it"
HA! HA! HA! HA!
I've worked with so many people like that.
you should do a list of titles you don't think you'll ever use too.
mine would start with
all three boys are asleep at 7pm and i think they will sleep until 8am
oooh ooh ooh, and i just thought of one that i'm sure one of use will have to use once:
things the bishop said to "clarify" the talk i just gave
:-) (esp if the talk included the words Yoda or phantom of teh opera)
Oh man, now *I* want to use half of those! I hope you can find reasons to use all of them. :)
Hey! I have popcorn,chocolate and toothpaste in my house. Maybe I can lose that 20 lbs. after all!!
"Nothing is Impossible For Those Who Don't Have to Do It"
Love it.
I too love Glenn Beck!
Okay Randi, I am going to half to meet you around the corner - say 6ish, we need to whack it out for Glenn. I am just sayin....(I love him more) neener. Just that rouse you up :)
If his wife only knew all the Beckers out there. Yikes.
Love your sense of humor! You always make me smile. Can't wait to read your future posts!
I expect full posts to accompany each of those titles.
(Can you seriously lose weight by eating popcorn and chocolate?)
There you go. you just increased all of our expectations! No pressure.
We don't even need the posts to go along with. The headlines themselves are entertaining enough!
I love the weight loss thing. If it were only true! (and could really happen!)
:~D
I'm anxiously waiting for the losing 20 pounds on popcorn and chocolate--not so excited about the toothpaste ; )
. . . and I want to know how you RealllY feel about Glenn Beck!
:~D
Love the impossible one. And the pedicure one. Oh, and really I love them all. Get writing:)
Awesome titles! Cracked me up. I can imagine how far you'd run with some of those. You'd win a Pulitzer prize for sure :-)
I've been sitting on a blog title for a year now just waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it: You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you
I don't have anything funny to say. I think I used to be funny, then I had kids and I'm just tired. My only thoughts are that I hope you do write some of these. They make me laugh.
This is so creative!! I have the worst time thinking up blog titles. From now on, I know who to ask for ideas :)
You're hilarious!
@ Dave: things the bishop said to "clarify" the talk i just gave
;)
Well, I for one can't wait! Especially the diet one...
It's true - we don't even need to read the posts to go with it.
Yummy-- popcorn, chocolate, .... I'll leave out the toothpaste!
"My Little Known Affinity For Glenn Beck Has Turned Into A Full-On Obsession" Wasn't this already used? lol...
I want the popcorn and chocolate to be true!!
I'm definitely looking forward to those!
"Brother Beck" is certainly a popular member of the "family".
Love him too.
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