Friday, May 15, 2009

Post Titles I Predict Using at Some Point in My Life

Here are a few post titles I have lined up. You know, for someday. Just in case I need a good post title.

Sadly - - Or happily --none of them are announcements.


How I Lost 20 Lbs Using Popcorn, Chocolate, and Toothpaste

Not Only Do I Live in a Freak Show, I'm the Head Freak.

The Buck Doesn't Even Slow Down Here

Nothing is Impossible For Those Who Don't Have to Do It

The Day My Daughter Got Her Scholarship to BYU. Or Was That BUY?

Which One is the Non Smoking Lifeboat?

Further Evidence that Global Warming is Ruining My Pedicure. If I Had a Pedicure, I Mean.

My Little Known Affinity For Glenn Beck Has Turned Into A Full-On Obsession

Give Me Ambiguity, Or Give Me Something Else

Humor is the New Black. (Does it make me look fat?)


Just a little something to look forward to. Maybe.

28 comments:

Paul said...

Those will be AWESOME! And I would probably rather drown than be on a lifeboat with a bunch of smokers.

Heidi Ashworth said...

You're so funny, even a list of blog titles is a hoot!

Jillybean said...

"Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it"


HA! HA! HA! HA!

I've worked with so many people like that.

Dave said...

you should do a list of titles you don't think you'll ever use too.

mine would start with

all three boys are asleep at 7pm and i think they will sleep until 8am

Dave said...

oooh ooh ooh, and i just thought of one that i'm sure one of use will have to use once:

things the bishop said to "clarify" the talk i just gave

:-) (esp if the talk included the words Yoda or phantom of teh opera)

Lara said...

Oh man, now *I* want to use half of those! I hope you can find reasons to use all of them. :)

Stacey said...

Hey! I have popcorn,chocolate and toothpaste in my house. Maybe I can lose that 20 lbs. after all!!

"Nothing is Impossible For Those Who Don't Have to Do It"

Love it.

Emmy said...

I too love Glenn Beck!

Jan the crazy lady said...

Okay Randi, I am going to half to meet you around the corner - say 6ish, we need to whack it out for Glenn. I am just sayin....(I love him more) neener. Just that rouse you up :)

If his wife only knew all the Beckers out there. Yikes.

Tink said...

Love your sense of humor! You always make me smile. Can't wait to read your future posts!

goddessdivine said...

I expect full posts to accompany each of those titles.

(Can you seriously lose weight by eating popcorn and chocolate?)

mormonhermitmom said...

There you go. you just increased all of our expectations! No pressure.

Kimberly said...

We don't even need the posts to go along with. The headlines themselves are entertaining enough!

Loralee and the gang... said...

I love the weight loss thing. If it were only true! (and could really happen!)
:~D

Yvonne said...

I'm anxiously waiting for the losing 20 pounds on popcorn and chocolate--not so excited about the toothpaste ; )

Loralee and the gang... said...

. . . and I want to know how you RealllY feel about Glenn Beck!
:~D

Barbaloot said...

Love the impossible one. And the pedicure one. Oh, and really I love them all. Get writing:)

Marivic_Little GrumpyAngel said...

Awesome titles! Cracked me up. I can imagine how far you'd run with some of those. You'd win a Pulitzer prize for sure :-)

Salt H2O said...

I've been sitting on a blog title for a year now just waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it: You're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you

Lee said...

I don't have anything funny to say. I think I used to be funny, then I had kids and I'm just tired. My only thoughts are that I hope you do write some of these. They make me laugh.

Heather of the EO said...

This is so creative!! I have the worst time thinking up blog titles. From now on, I know who to ask for ideas :)

You're hilarious!

No Cool Story said...

@ Dave: things the bishop said to "clarify" the talk i just gave
;)

Melissa said...

Well, I for one can't wait! Especially the diet one...

Vern said...

It's true - we don't even need to read the posts to go with it.

Amy Peterson said...

Yummy-- popcorn, chocolate, .... I'll leave out the toothpaste!

Jennifer said...

"My Little Known Affinity For Glenn Beck Has Turned Into A Full-On Obsession" Wasn't this already used? lol...
I want the popcorn and chocolate to be true!!

Roxie said...

I'm definitely looking forward to those!

rocslinger said...

"Brother Beck" is certainly a popular member of the "family".

Love him too.