Here are a few post titles I have lined up. You know, for someday. Just in case I need a good post title.
Sadly - - Or happily --none of them are announcements.
How I Lost 20 Lbs Using Popcorn, Chocolate, and Toothpaste
Not Only Do I Live in a Freak Show, I'm the Head Freak.
The Buck Doesn't Even Slow Down Here
Nothing is Impossible For Those Who Don't Have to Do It
The Day My Daughter Got Her Scholarship to BYU. Or Was That BUY?
Which One is the Non Smoking Lifeboat?
Further Evidence that Global Warming is Ruining My Pedicure. If I Had a Pedicure, I Mean.
My Little Known Affinity For Glenn Beck Has Turned Into A Full-On Obsession
Give Me Ambiguity, Or Give Me Something Else
Humor is the New Black. (Does it make me look fat?)
Just a little something to look forward to. Maybe.