Yesterday Lizzie got a new calling to be the Nursery Song Leader, and with the calling came the Primary Songbook so she could go over the words to the songs the kids already know. It only took her about 10 minutes of going through the songs to undo a lifetime of brainwashing.
I guess it was inevitable that she discovered the words to the song are not actually:
"When we're helping we're happy
and we CLEAN as we go...."
Oh well. It was a good run.