This makes me laugh, and completely cracks my girls up.
You guys want to split an ice cube or something?
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Showing posts with label justfunny. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
I Bet That's Good Exercise, Too.
(I have no idea who to credit for this, but it's someone with a better sense of humor than I would have had!)
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Why Your Husband Hates Going to the Grocery Store
Whenever I ask The Brain to go to the grocery store for me, he really works hard to make sure he gets exactly what I ask for. So I have to totally empathize with this guy. Totally. Empathize.
The clip gets more fun after about 1:30.
And thanks to Beverly for the link!
The clip gets more fun after about 1:30.
And thanks to Beverly for the link!
Monday, August 31, 2009
First Draft Movie Lines
Recently there's been a fun twitter meme going around called First Draft Movie Lines.
Basically, you take a famous movie line, and imagine what it would have been like in an incompetent first draft - you know, before it was rewritten into the iconic line it became.
Here are some of the more amusing ones.
"I'll get you my pretty. Or maybe your dog. No! Wait! Both of you! Yeah, both of you!"
"I feel the need. The need to fly this airplane really really fast."
"Houston, the shuttle's broken! This cannot be presented as an understatement!"
"Shaken, not stirred. And could you throw in a cute little cocktail umbrella on top? It would totally match my shirt."
"With great power comes... great utility bills."
"To Infinity, and... well, that just about covers it."
This boat is way too small to catch that thing.”
“The name’s James Bond. . . JAMES Bond.”
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. The car can fly. That’s why we don’t need roads. Just get in, I’ll show you.”
“I miss my sled.” -
“Frankly my dear, whatevsies.”
“You had me at ‘I’m not your brother’.”
“I want the truth!” “Fine! I ordered the Code Red! Just Shut Up already.”
“E.T…Update Facebook”
“May the Force be with you. Can I interest you in a pamphlet extolling the virtues of the Force?”
“I’m mad as hell, and I’m only going to put up with it a couple more months!”
“The midi-chlorians are strong in this one…”
“E.T. not phone home. roaming charges.”
“My Mama always said, ‘Life is similar to a box of cracker jacks; the prizes get lamer as you get older.’”
“I love the smell of maple syrup in the morning.”
“They may take our lives, but they may never…wait…our lives? REALLY?…I think alive and oppressed might be better.”
“If you strike me down, I will become a shimmering apparition with the power only to frighten.”
“The 1st rule of Fight Club is: No Fighting. I know - it’s confusing.”
“No Mr. Bond I expect you to die… when you see these wonderful hats I bought.”
“First rule of Fight Club: We take turns bringing donuts.”
“There is no spoon. …Use your fingers.”
“I see dead people, including you Bruce Willis, that’s right, you’re dead too, what a nutty twist that is.”
“Use the glow stick, sword thing that lights up, Luke.”
“The first rule of Fight Club is: everyone *has* to bring something for pot-luck Mondays.”
Basically, you take a famous movie line, and imagine what it would have been like in an incompetent first draft - you know, before it was rewritten into the iconic line it became.
Here are some of the more amusing ones.
"I'll get you my pretty. Or maybe your dog. No! Wait! Both of you! Yeah, both of you!"
"I feel the need. The need to fly this airplane really really fast."
"Houston, the shuttle's broken! This cannot be presented as an understatement!"
"Shaken, not stirred. And could you throw in a cute little cocktail umbrella on top? It would totally match my shirt."
"With great power comes... great utility bills."
"To Infinity, and... well, that just about covers it."
This boat is way too small to catch that thing.”
“The name’s James Bond. . . JAMES Bond.”
“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. The car can fly. That’s why we don’t need roads. Just get in, I’ll show you.”
“I miss my sled.” -
“Frankly my dear, whatevsies.”
“You had me at ‘I’m not your brother’.”
“I want the truth!” “Fine! I ordered the Code Red! Just Shut Up already.”
“E.T…Update Facebook”
“May the Force be with you. Can I interest you in a pamphlet extolling the virtues of the Force?”
“I’m mad as hell, and I’m only going to put up with it a couple more months!”
“The midi-chlorians are strong in this one…”
“E.T. not phone home. roaming charges.”
“My Mama always said, ‘Life is similar to a box of cracker jacks; the prizes get lamer as you get older.’”
“I love the smell of maple syrup in the morning.”
“They may take our lives, but they may never…wait…our lives? REALLY?…I think alive and oppressed might be better.”
“If you strike me down, I will become a shimmering apparition with the power only to frighten.”
“The 1st rule of Fight Club is: No Fighting. I know - it’s confusing.”
“No Mr. Bond I expect you to die… when you see these wonderful hats I bought.”
“First rule of Fight Club: We take turns bringing donuts.”
“There is no spoon. …Use your fingers.”
“I see dead people, including you Bruce Willis, that’s right, you’re dead too, what a nutty twist that is.”
“Use the glow stick, sword thing that lights up, Luke.”
“The first rule of Fight Club is: everyone *has* to bring something for pot-luck Mondays.”
Monday, October 6, 2008
Just Put Me in the 7th Circle and Get it Over With
During conference yesterday, Mimi commented that Elder Eduardo Gavarret sort of looked like Andy from The Office. I would post his picture here, but the still picture doesn't really look much like Andy at all. But when we were watching, we all sorta laughed and agreed that he really did kind of look like Andy.
So anyway, we're listening along, completely enjoying Elder Gavarret's sweet Spanish accent. And then it happened. And if you have it on tape, I swear you can go back and listen to it.
He sort of stumbled on the translation, and instead of saying "bear my testimony" he said "beer my testimony" . ( He laughed and went back an corrected himself)
And I Could Not Stop Laughing.
I know that if you're not an Office fan, you're thinking, "Well, what's funny about that? And why are you making fun of his accent?" Which I really am not.
But every time I think about it, it makes me laugh right out loud. All afternoon and into the evening I just randomly remembered it and laughed right out loud. The Brain caught me giggling while I was brushing my teeth, and the only thing he could say? "Beer me strength." which I realize is not funny in the least, unless you are an Office fan, and then, well, you know what I mean.
( I don't want to hear about what it says about my mothering skills, when Andy from the office is the first thing that pops into my daughter's brain while watching conference.)
(And I especially don't want anyone to think that his talk and/or accent were anything but amazing. His message about inviting people back to church was fantastic! [See? I was listening!])
But come on, it's pretty funny right?
(I'll be back later with contest results!)
So anyway, we're listening along, completely enjoying Elder Gavarret's sweet Spanish accent. And then it happened. And if you have it on tape, I swear you can go back and listen to it.
He sort of stumbled on the translation, and instead of saying "bear my testimony" he said "beer my testimony" . ( He laughed and went back an corrected himself)
And I Could Not Stop Laughing.
I know that if you're not an Office fan, you're thinking, "Well, what's funny about that? And why are you making fun of his accent?" Which I really am not.
But every time I think about it, it makes me laugh right out loud. All afternoon and into the evening I just randomly remembered it and laughed right out loud. The Brain caught me giggling while I was brushing my teeth, and the only thing he could say? "Beer me strength." which I realize is not funny in the least, unless you are an Office fan, and then, well, you know what I mean.
( I don't want to hear about what it says about my mothering skills, when Andy from the office is the first thing that pops into my daughter's brain while watching conference.)
(And I especially don't want anyone to think that his talk and/or accent were anything but amazing. His message about inviting people back to church was fantastic! [See? I was listening!])
But come on, it's pretty funny right?
(I'll be back later with contest results!)
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Saturday, September 15, 2007
All My Peeps!
If I had little kids, I'd buy them all this costume for Halloween!
Cause then I'd wear this, yo!
Friday, September 7, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Hot Beverages Are Not A Laughing Matter!
I can tell by the fact that more than just my own alarm is going off at 5:30 am, that early morning seminary classes have begun. If I were a better mom than I am, I would probably make an effort to get up each morning and make a hot breakfast for Lizzie as she gets ready to head out the door.
But - - I remember
The first time they ooo'd and thanked me.
The second time, as they were running out the door, I called
Girls, there's hot chocolate on the front table for you! I made one extra chocolaty and one extra creamy, so I just wrote on the lids. EC for extra chocolaty and ...
oh, crap!
(I guess that one should have read "OC")
They laughed so hard they spilled their drinks all the way down the sidewalk on the way to the car.
Anyway...
Thus ended my career as an early morning barista.
And dang! Cause I think I could have gotten really good at that Caramel Apple Cider drink.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Best Blonde Joke EVER!
I've heard lots of blonde jokes in my time, but this one is the best!
Thanks to Mormon Mommy Wars for passing it on!
Thanks to Mormon Mommy Wars for passing it on!
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