If The Brain had a Blog...

The Brain knows I have a blog. And he pretty much couldn't care less. Well, not like that, I mean, he cares about me and what I do... Maybe he just doesn't think about it as sort of a window into my life like I do.
I ask him about 3 times a week if he read the blog today, and he usually says something like

Ummm, yeah, I was going to.

OR

I should do that, huh. What did you write about?

It's not that it offends me that he doesn't read it. It just puzzles me.

If HE had a blog , I WOULD READ IT. I would really love to know what random things he thinks about, and how he sees different things. I bet that his telling of our Camping story would be , let's say, a tad different than mine. Obviously mine would be the correct version - but I would be interested in what he would say.

So I was just sitting here thinking about what he would actually write about. You know what? He would NEVER write on the topics I use. Here's a sampling of posts I think you'd find on a Brain Blog:

See Saw
The intricacies and thrills of calibrating a table saw

Trek Time? I Think Not
A debate about the star dates at the beginning of each Star Trek episode. Are they actually chronological or locational?

Hey! Where's the Cream Filling?
An analytical account of whether there is more filling in the Hostess Cupcake, or the Twinkie .


Come to think of it, I'd better get off his case about reading my posts. I'm probably never going to read his.