May I Have Your Attention!
It has recently been discovered that my eyebrow tweezers are missing.
Yes, these are the same tweezers I have owned for approximately 3 years now, when I bought the really really good ones. Yes, the last place I saw them was the same drawer where they have lived for said 3 years.
Here's what we're going to do:
We'll turn off the lights (and the computer) and everyone will go to their bedrooms. Then in 2 minutes everyone will come back to the kitchen and when we turn on the lights, the tweezers will be sitting in the middle of the table.
That way I won't have to know who took my tweezers AGAIN, and as a bonus, we will no longer have to tolerate a significantly growing unibrow.
Dangit. I really thought that would work.