Here's the list according to Cosmo:
Grab a Bartender's Attention OK. See I don't go to a lot of bars. But if I did, I would imagine I would be there with a date, and thus I would have no need to grab the bartender's attention myself.
Use a Public Restroom Hey, not only can I use a public restroom, but all three of my daughters can use a public restroom and NOT DIRECTLY TOUCH ANYTHING. All four of us can come out of there with hands clean enough to do open heart surgery!
Fake Wearing Make-up Well, those of us who weren't allowed to start wearing makeup when we were 4 or whatever, mastered the art of pinching our cheeks and biting our lips and Vaseline on the eyelashes very early in life.
Fit Everything in Your Handbag I guess I've never really understood the "carry everything" theory. My purse is small and I like it that way.
Make a Great Omelet Every Single Time Darn right.
Set a Mental Alarm Clock I can TOTALLY do that!
Talk and Eavesdrop at the Same Time Do you know a woman who can't? Of course, how much you actually hear depends on how cooperative the person you're talking to is...
Freshen Your Breath Without a toothbrush People at Cosmo have never heard of a mint?
Upgrade a Flight or Hotel Room I have no idea. You don't just ask?
Fix a Broken Heel I say just take off your shoes.
Thank-you, Cosmo Magazine.
I think if I had written that list, it would look more like this:
Every REAL Woman Should Know How To:Grab Enough Snacks for a Full Day of Soccer Games and Swim Meets
Use a Public Restroom While Carrying a Toddler.
Fake a Sunday School Lesson When The Regular Teacher Doesn't Show Up
Fit Everything in a 15 Minute Parent/Teacher Conference
Make Dinner in 20 Minutes with 4 ingredients
Set and Stick to A Curfew
Talk a New Driver Through Her First Parking Job
Freshen Smelly Shoes That Have Been Through Every Puddle between Your House and The School . Everyday.
Upgrade the Family's Nutrition Without Telling Anyone They're Eating More Veggies
Fix a Dryer Load of Clothes tumbled with Melted Crayons
Now THAT'S a list for my world.