Anytime I want a laugh, I click over to see what people have used as a search term to land on my blog. In case you were wondering, if you google search the term:
Randi needs crack
My page comes up #1 !! I mean, number one in the WORLD, people.
I think I'm much too proud of that.
Incidentally, does that bump my blog rating from PG to PG-13? Or maybe that happened already that one time I said "crap". Oh well. Your kids probably shouldn't be reading this anyway.
Other recent searches that have landed people here:
strange taste individually wrapp - and fyi? i went and checked, and if you search for that term, I am the 867th site to come up. Eight Hundred and Sixty Seventh. Who does that?
your boyfriend's over; i watch your life go out.
neighborhood kids constantly at my house
how to say yes to prom in an italian theme
and the ever popular:
charlie let go kid biting his brother
I gotta go do something productive now. Somehow I feel like I've already wasted the day, and it's only 9am.