I've been reading through these funny words that aren't really words, but should be - over at unwords.com. Here are some of my favorites!
- a. (n.) Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until one realizes it was one's own money to start with.
- a. (n.) The area around stupid people which prevents creative ideas from penetrating. Unfortuantely, the bozone shows no sign of disentigration in the near future.
- a. (n.) The abyss between the creator of witticisms and the intended recipient who does not find the humor in it.
- a. (v.) The superhuman feat of trying to wash one's hands and manipulate the "water saving" faucets at the same time.
- a. (n.) Achieving perfect body heat by having one leg under the sheets and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
dopeler effect (dōp'lər ĭ-fĕkt')
- a. (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
- b. (n.) The tendancy of ideas to seem smarter immidiately before you say them, and thus branding you an idiot.
- a. (n.) Someone who drives along in their car unaware that their signal light is flashing. Similarly, one who is ignorant to signals from potential love interests.