Note to The Brain: No matter what Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly tell you, do NOT, under ANY circumstances make a phone call to the Vermont Teddy Bear company for Valentine's Day. Seriously. Speaking for women who don't like real animals... There's an extreeeeeemely high probability we don't like fake ones either.
How many of us ever thought I would "dis" advice from my cbff Glenn Beck?
I think I'd better go lie down.