The radio personalities I listen to in the morning have maintained for years that all people named Heather have an evil streak. They're funny, and it gives them lots of jokes, so even if I was a Heather, I wouldn't take it super personally.
This morning, they went so far as to have an in-studio Evil Heather Day, where people named Heather had to apply to get on the show, and they brought in the top 12 evil Heathers. To get on the show, they had to tell the most evil thing they had done... but it had to be funny-evil. Not hey-does-anyone-have-a-wooden-stake-and-can-we-call-a-priest-evil.
One Heather got on the show by writing in her experience working in a coffee shop and adding whole milk to all the skinny cheerleaders' orders of skim milk lattes.
Another Heather told about tricking her ex-husband into thinking he had bought her a new bedroom set. ("I can't believe you don't remember talking about this. You SAID go ahead and get it!")
So I was laughing along, and it occurred to me everyone has evil things they do and well frankly, I want to know yours.
I've always been a pretty straight shooter, but I might have a couple.
I may or may not have told my kids that the only time the ice cream truck plays music is when it's OUT of ice cream.
There was the time I couldn't take another April Fools Day, so I told my kids it was actually March 32nd.
Come on, tell me your evil deed. You can even do it anonymously if you want.
(I was debating telling another one. It's funny, but I'd have to do it anonymously. Maybe I'll wait for some anonymous comments to come in, and try to slip it in there. Or not. You never know!)