Things That That I have Started To Blog About In The Last Week , But Have Decided The Post Was Really Stupid And Not Funny or Meaningful:
Being On Hold with BYU for 26 minutes while listening to the loudest classical music of my life. Seriously, I had to set the phone down on the counter. I got to thinking that maybe they could have told me the names of the pieces being played, and then every 15 minutes or so they could give me a little pop quiz on what I'd just heard. Doing well on the quiz would move me up in the "order in which my call would be answered". Don't you think I'm on to something there?
It IS an educational institution, right? Shouldn't we reward learning?
There are consequences when you give me time to think, people.
Swimsuit Shopping. That post changed moods as you read through it sort of like a bipolar woman in the manic cycle. With PMS. And No Chocolate.
Church Callings, and people who feel like they have to do a little bit MORE. I can sum up the whole post by saying "PLEASE, please don't". Just what needs to be done, and do it well.
Grocery Store Clerks playing "Guess what's for dinner" as my stuff rolls down the belt. I'm not making a judgment call on the customer serviceness of that game... but since they'd already guessed TACOS, don't you think it would have been nice of them to mention that I had forgotten the ground beef?
Rabbits. More Rabbits. There would be continuously flowing rabbit posts around here were it not for my amazing restraint. I've even considered starting a Bunny Blog. But anyone reading it would certainly think about turning me in to peta after only a few posts. I have no more love for the bunnies.
So you've been spared those topics. At least for another few days, although that bunny thing could really get the better of me soon.
Heaven help us.