Ok, here it is:
I sometimes use 3 large velcro rollers for the top of my hair to give it some lift. Now, they stay in my hair various amounts of time, but if I'm not going anywhere, they work best if I can leave them in for about 2 hours while my hair dries on it's own.
How many times have I just plain forgotten they were in there? No, I'm not talking about people who come to the door... I mean, you get what you get if you ring my doorbell unannounced.
It's when I forget they're there and go to the grocery store that it gets redneck.
My dad would be SO embarrassed.