1. How 'bout next time, you put the car into park before you get out.
2. You waited in the pantry for an HOUR to jump out and scare me??
3. I need a life. Is there an app for that?
4. How many little girls do you think are lucky enough to see the world's Biggest Potato?
5. Because tan fat is much more attractive than white fat, that's why.
6. I'm only drinking this Diet Coke for your protection.
7. Your grade is up to a "D"? That's fantastic!
8. Half Marathon this weekend. Bring. It On.
9. Waffles take way less time to cook if you actually plug in the waffle iron.
10. I'm waiting for the Karma Fairy to kick her in the teeth.
26 comments:
I hear ya on #7. Boy, do I hear ya.
There really should be an app for everything.
#6.
you are basically saying, if i didn't have this right now, you may no longer be living
right?
So She told you she was "waiting in there to scare you"? Did you count the Hersheys Bars after she left?
Nope,no app for that yet.
You are so funny! I am glad you are writing more these days...that diet coke really helps with somethings....
Lol! Sounds like you had a good week :)
I have seen the world's largest potato chip.
#2 is awesome! Even better if he actually scared you! I scare my kids all the time!
No joke, I know someone who made the mistake of doing #1 a few months ago, then she slipped and RAN OVER HERSELF WITH HER CAR. She spent some quality time in the hospital ICU and is lucky to be alive. Do you want me to come over to help drive (ha!) that point home? I don't have a flannel board presentation, but that's nothing I can't remedy.
I think you should create an ap for that :)
And let me know when you see the Karma Fairy... I'd like to take a shot at her too...
This was awesome.
I'm pretty sure that I have said #5 word for word before.
ba ha ha!
Okay, let me catch my breath, best laugh I've had all week.
Is that true about the waffles? I need to test that one.
It sounds to me like YOU are the one who should create an app that either a) makes our lives as interesting as yours or b) makes us as clever and witty in our responses to life situations.
You make it, I'll buy it.
I agree with Lisa about you being very witty and clever.
Good luck with your half marathon.
Totally get #2. #8---not so much. Good luck with that!
I think I've said #5 recently and it's true. I wouldn't mind seeing the Karma Fairy kick a few people in the teeth either.
From the sound of the comments, the Karma fairy better watch her back.
#8 SO JEALOUS! Mini m&ms and beer got me thru mine. I'm guessing its Diet coke for you.
I'm praying I'll be saying number 7 in a couple of weeks
An HOUR in the pantry? That's dedication!
hey, putting the car in park is totally overrated! I should know, i forgot to do it on the way to my driving test. Laugh all you want but I got a 100% on the driving test that day!!
WE need to start a book on the things that come from a mom's mouth... and try to keep it clean!
Totally agree with #5.
I totally and completely LOVE #3!! And I had to add "totally and completely" to the first sentence so it didn't look like I was screaming at you, but it is also true...Com.Pletely.Awesome!
Also, I want to see the world's biggest potato! Wish I could be with you!
#1, I did something like that with a truck once. Someone in room 116 almost had a rude awakening.
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