Tuesday, March 16, 2010

10 Phrases I Can't Believe I Said This Week

1. How 'bout next time, you put the car into park before you get out.

2. You waited in the pantry for an HOUR to jump out and scare me??

3. I need a life.  Is there an app for that? 

4. How many little girls do you think are lucky enough to see the world's Biggest Potato?

5. Because tan fat is much more attractive than white fat, that's why.

6. I'm only drinking this Diet Coke for your protection.

7. Your grade is up to a "D"?  That's fantastic!

8. Half Marathon this weekend. Bring. It On.

9. Waffles take way less time to cook if you actually plug in the waffle iron.

10. I'm waiting for the Karma Fairy to kick her in the teeth.

26 comments:

Mrs. Organic said...

I hear ya on #7. Boy, do I hear ya.

Kristina P. said...

There really should be an app for everything.

Dave said...

#6.

you are basically saying, if i didn't have this right now, you may no longer be living

right?

Mimi said...

So She told you she was "waiting in there to scare you"? Did you count the Hersheys Bars after she left?

Stacey said...

Nope,no app for that yet.

Jennifer said...

You are so funny! I am glad you are writing more these days...that diet coke really helps with somethings....

Emmy said...

Lol! Sounds like you had a good week :)

I have seen the world's largest potato chip.

The Mom said...

#2 is awesome! Even better if he actually scared you! I scare my kids all the time!

Vern said...

No joke, I know someone who made the mistake of doing #1 a few months ago, then she slipped and RAN OVER HERSELF WITH HER CAR. She spent some quality time in the hospital ICU and is lucky to be alive. Do you want me to come over to help drive (ha!) that point home? I don't have a flannel board presentation, but that's nothing I can't remedy.

Melissa said...

I think you should create an ap for that :)

And let me know when you see the Karma Fairy... I'd like to take a shot at her too...

Julie P said...

This was awesome.

Steph @ Diapers and Divinity said...

I'm pretty sure that I have said #5 word for word before.

RhondaLue said...

ba ha ha!

rocslinger said...

Okay, let me catch my breath, best laugh I've had all week.

LisAway said...

Is that true about the waffles? I need to test that one.

It sounds to me like YOU are the one who should create an app that either a) makes our lives as interesting as yours or b) makes us as clever and witty in our responses to life situations.

You make it, I'll buy it.

Yvonne said...

I agree with Lisa about you being very witty and clever.

Good luck with your half marathon.

Barbaloot said...

Totally get #2. #8---not so much. Good luck with that!

Amy said...

I think I've said #5 recently and it's true. I wouldn't mind seeing the Karma Fairy kick a few people in the teeth either.

The mad woman behind the blog said...

From the sound of the comments, the Karma fairy better watch her back.

#8 SO JEALOUS! Mini m&ms and beer got me thru mine. I'm guessing its Diet coke for you.

mormonhermitmom said...

I'm praying I'll be saying number 7 in a couple of weeks

Rebecca is Thrilled by the Thought said...

An HOUR in the pantry? That's dedication!

Heather said...

hey, putting the car in park is totally overrated! I should know, i forgot to do it on the way to my driving test. Laugh all you want but I got a 100% on the driving test that day!!

Linda said...

WE need to start a book on the things that come from a mom's mouth... and try to keep it clean!

goddessdivine said...

Totally agree with #5.

Help I need a user name! said...

I totally and completely LOVE #3!! And I had to add "totally and completely" to the first sentence so it didn't look like I was screaming at you, but it is also true...Com.Pletely.Awesome!
Also, I want to see the world's biggest potato! Wish I could be with you!

rocslinger said...

#1, I did something like that with a truck once. Someone in room 116 almost had a rude awakening.