Green Week Here on the Blog

I don't buy into the Global Warming thing too much. But being as it's trendy Green Week, hey, I'd like to contribute. Because I'm nothing if not trendy.

So here for your green week education , I bring you - the Chopstick Bra.

Now you can save the planet AND never have to worry about whether you'll be able to find your chopsticks again, because you'll be carrying your eating utensils everywhere you go.

Never mind that the safekeeping spot that has been chosen is IN YOUR ARMPIT.

Killer Sewing Machine

I totally wish this post was going to be as funny as the "preview" earlier this week suggests. I even hoped it was going to be as funny as the title. It's not. But since I got a lot of email from people wondering WHY I was striking my daughter in the head with a sewing machine (!?!?!) I thought I'd rather tell you than wait for CPS to show up on my doorstep. Or the Bernina police. Or whoever.

I'm just trying to picture what YOU all are picturing.

Maybe me pulling stuff out of my purse in a hurry? You know, looking for my phone...

Here, hold my keys. Hold my wallet. Hold this sewing machine. Take IT! TAKE IT! OH, sorry!

Or maybe she's walking home from school, and some careless driver tosses a sewing machine out the window because, you know, it won't zig zag anymore. And I really see how that could happen, cause the zig zag - - - it's everything.

And take this polyester thread, too!

Seriously!

How about this - you tell me how you think she got hit in the head with a sewing machine. If you leave a guess, I'll email you back and tell you how it really happened.
If you don't guess, you'll have to wait till Monday's post!

Dramatic Chipmunk