On the Lifeguard Walkie Talkies:
Guard 1: Uh, Jackie, Just to let you know, someone stepped on your sunglasses and they're broken.
Guard 2 (who I am assuming is Jackie): Actually, my sunglasses are in my locker.
Guard 1: Uh, yeah, we were looking through your locker for some other stuff and now they're stepped on.
Jackie: WHO was going through my locker?
Guard 1: Well, that was me. You don't have any more Skittles either.