Friday, August 31, 2007

What I Meant to Say

What I Said To Lizzie:
Honey, you're driving in the gutter! On the sidewalk! In the gutter! OK.... that's better.

What I Should Have Said:
Eyes on the road! Honey, you have to maintain your lane, even if there's a cute boy with a kitten on the other said of the road. And even if he's smiling at you.

What I Wanted to Say:
STOP! THE! CAR!! I want to LIVE!!!

4 comments:

Suzanne Mumpower said...

That sounds just like me! I really enjoy reading your blog.

"Vern" said...

sheesh - some people are just so demanding!

so grateful to be Mormon! said...

randi -- oh, you made me giggle out loud. your personality and humor are just so charming. thanks for making me laugh tonight, needed that.

blessings,
kathleen

Heather said...

Gotta love the student drivers!!! Go SUGAR!