So I turned around to do something, and came back to the stove to find that the pan I was using had been moved to the back burner.
I looked at him with that "um, why?" look, and he said,
"Did you know that if you put the pan right under the fan, the smoke goes up there, and the smoke alarm doesn't go off?"I searched his face for signs of a grin, but no, he was totally serious.
" did you really not know that already?"Nope.
I'm taking this as a sign that either:
- A) he needs to spend way more time in the kitchen
- B) he doesn't like it when I use the smoke alarm as a dinner bell.