Sniglets

I've been reading through these funny words that aren't really words, but should be - over at unwords.com. Here are some of my favorites!

intaxication (ĭn-tăk'sĭ-kā'shən)

1. a. (n.) Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until one realizes it was one's own money to start with.
   

bozone (bō-zōn')

1. a. (n.) The area around stupid people which prevents creative ideas from penetrating. Unfortuantely, the bozone shows no sign of disentigration in the near future.

sarchasm (sär'kăz'əm)

1. a. (n.) The abyss between the creator of witticisms and the intended recipient who does not find the humor in it.

spubbling (spŭb'əl'ĭng)

1. a. (v.) The superhuman feat of trying to wash one's hands and manipulate the "water saving" faucets at the same time.

pedaeration (pĕd'âr-ā'shən)

1. a. (n.) Achieving perfect body heat by having one leg under the sheets and one hanging off the edge of the bed.
   

dopeler effect (dōp'lər ĭ-fĕkt')

1. a. (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
2. b. (n.) The tendancy of ideas to seem smarter immidiately before you say them, and thus branding you an idiot.

signoramus (sĭg'nə-rā'məs)

1. a. (n.) Someone who drives along in their car unaware that their signal light is flashing. Similarly, one who is ignorant to signals from potential love interests.